Telepathy.

She was a nice woman with short light hair, waiting very exited as His Holiness the Dalai Lama arrived. When she could approach him, she took the microphone while camera men where following her and said with a kind of German accent:

"We are living in an internet period and you know certainly many meditation techics. You know certainly telepathy..."
Dalai Lama: "Tela?" He was wondering what she meant.
"Telepathy" repeated the woman. Now His Holiness understood.
"To give your thoughts to others!" She looked to His Holiness while expecting great keys of him.
"Me?", said the Dalai Lama loudly. About 90 journalists and camera men began to laugh.
"No ,no, absolutely not", he continued. "Such powers I don't possess. As if I had known your question before I should understand it directly."

Now he couldn't keep his laugh inside and it filled the area. His face was so expressive and his laugh so contagiously. People burst in laugh and had to dry their eyes; everyone enjoyed.
The kind woman, even she could laugh as well was a bit disapointed.
She decided to not give up and directed her words again to the Dalai Lama:

" You are certainly using e-mails sometimes or are you still using telepathy?"
This time the Dalai Lama looked to Tenzin Geyche Tethong, his secretary, wondering what to say.
Tenzin Geyche explained on neutral tone: "Even His Holiness is not using e-mail himself are all Tibetan offices having internet connections."
The Dalai Lama added some Tibetan words.

Tenzin Geyche:" What about the computer, is it for His Holiness difficult to push on the right button." Normally Tenzin Geyche remains very calm and serene, but now it wasn't easy to keep his laugh inside.
"My fingers", said the Dalai Lama, "good enough to use a screwdriver, here and there to turn and fix a bit, but a computer...hopeless"!
Later on he saw the woman back. Funny smiling he pushed his finger in the middle of her forehead. She took his hand and both burst in an exuberantly laugh.
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